I love this song, it is my anthem!

Are you causing trouble in Gulu, Linda?

How far are you from Girouard right now?

I am so hungry, I can slaughter a goat right now.

These are all the Turkish words I know:

Anan sisme bebek!
Cisim geldi!
Kakam geldi!

I will be your elephant if you will be my monkey.

In every African village there is an idiot. ...if you can't find him, you are the idiot!

Did you start looking for the villages' idiot, wiseman, and the medicine man?

Is this suncream going to turn us white?

There are four qualities of being good looking: personality, intelligence, looks, and bizarity.

- Munu Maoding!

...

- Acholi Maoding!

Elephant is the symbol of power in Acholi culture.

Munu wants to be Ochol, and Ochol wants to be Munu.

To catch a thief, you have to be a thief.

I name my stomach all the time. His name is Ahmad today.

Do not wear clothes that shows your geography.

The world is your oyster.

It is a compliment to be called fat in Africa.

Linda co

May you sell ice to an Eskimo, water to a well.

Of all the monkey's in Africa, you are mine.

Where is Linda, where is that girl who always dissapears?

The hours were long, the fish were small, and Richard Parker was forever hungry.

The Smiley Face

Life is a series of meetings and departures. The rest of our lives is the in-between.