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There were two guys who went to prison. The guards told them no one will talk to them for twenty years and each has one thing to ask in every ten years. The first one wants lots of books that will be enough for the first ten years. And the second one asks for cigarettes that would be enough for that amount of time! Then time goes on for ten years and guards go to each one to ask for their second wish - the first one asks for another set of books and an eye-glass! When they go to the second prisoner they see that he didn't even touch one cigarette and they ask what he wants as his second wish - he hysterically answers - a fucking lighter please!!