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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim were friends. They found some money and prepared halva. It was late: "We’ll eat it tomorrow. But this isn’t much. Whoever has a fine dream will eat it."

The Christian said: "In my dream, Jesus came down and pulled me up."
The Jew said: "In my dream, Moses took me to gaze upon paradise."
The Muslim said: "In my dream, Muhammad came. He said; 'Helpless fellow! Jesus has taken one of them to the fourth heaven, and Moses took the other to paradise. You're deprived and helpless. At least get up and eat the halva.' So I got up and ate the halva."